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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that June 3, 2016
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sack slapping

when you having sex and your balls are slapping against the girls ass or leg
i was fucking this girl from behind and i was sack slapping her ass
by sack slapping July 18, 2014
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Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti and also vandalism. Mostly used with intention of getting your work out their without the hassle of buying paint and starting to paint walls. Its harder to get caught and punished for this opposed to tagging/bombing walls. Good for graffiti beginners.
Me and my Mate just went out sticker slapping
by The Dank Meme February 18, 2018
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geographe slap

A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
by NefAlive April 22, 2017
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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Aroma Slap

The feeling of being slapped in the face with a person's smell prior to them actually arriving.
Julie: "Oh my god, what is that smell???"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"
by Faulken June 3, 2011
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Connery Slap

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.
" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"
by KLTT November 9, 2013
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