Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

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Shive/Shivel/Shiveled

Ummmm, I guess shove, shovel, and shoveled.

When the person can't talk and says: Shive that Shivel!!
Shive/Shivel/Shiveled is not okay

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Amazing individual helpful loving caring more than likely a Scorpio

I meet the best person her name was shelvell (shavell)

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When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

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a deep, dark, moist tunnel for shoving any cylindrical object into repeatedly

Man, i sure would like to take a ride in her tunnel of shove!!

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november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!

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When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.

I just threw her in a Slide N' Shove.

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