Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

shank

To slay, eat something up, succeed.

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

Raw shank

Bareback prison ass rape

Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.

by 5757bagodicks July 27, 2017

Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2

Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.

by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025

shanks

aussie slang for knives or blades in general.

oi, u got the shanks lad???

by -I AM WHITE AF- December 15, 2018

Shank

Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.

Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.

by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017

Shank

This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.

Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.

by gamblitis March 16, 2009