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Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)
I went to the toilet to have a shank.
by Master w March 11, 2018
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Shanks

Shanks is out of this world with beauty and kindness. she is the kind of person anyone would be very lucky to meet much less be her boyfriend. Her looks are stunning her beauty will leave you breathless. She the Realest person you will ever come across. She is resilient very tough emotionally and physically, she don't talk about her problems instead I she keeps them inside and wants you to address them that way she knows she that you care about her she's paying attention at all times believe me she wants you to ask the questions to show her you've been paying attention she wants you to address issues she hasn't brought up to show you you actually care about her and that you love her she won't sit there she will play dumb yes she is not dumb no so if you think you're getting over on her there is no way and if I find out you getting over on her then it's over for you anywayso don't mess at all with my Shanks is not easy to read she's a very deep person very intelligent very smart very kind she's the type of person that you would want to be with for life she is not mean she is real one of the realest no I would say the realist person that I've ever met she'll make you feel it think about that that's what I call love you know anybody can say they love you you know that could be fake when Shanks talks to you if you pay attention you can tell she loves you cuz she's not putting you down she's trying to figure out if she should give her heart to you or not get that much involved
Shanks is out of this world, phenomenal, and the best girlfriend someone could ever have hanks is the best resilient
by Creeper121 February 4, 2023
mugGet the Shanksmug.

To shanks

I met with the five elders to shanks you
by anonymous November 26, 2023
mugGet the To shanksmug.

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up
You are such a big shank. You are the big shank
by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018
mugGet the the big shankmug.

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things
We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet
by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024
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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
mugGet the Jew Shankingmug.

Shank

Any object you can stab someone with.
”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”
by DaToddla March 29, 2021
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