Scratching your knee

Euphemism relating to masturbation. Generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.

Did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?

by Fray3k May 14, 2014

scranchy

a girl or person who has an array/assortment of sexually transmitted deseases, particularly on mouth or genitals.

ur mad scranchy, u got the scranchyness, alaska is scranchy from the dildo

by rom rom December 17, 2004

scratchity ann

A female that oviously uses too much meth. A crank hoe, who always is picking at themselves. female crank user with open sores on face and arms that never get better.

Scatchity Ann came over for some shit.
Stay away from that scratchity ann honey, those sores mighnt be contagious.

by LisaRath November 7, 2005

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010

Spratchet

(n.) The plastic piece that separates one person's groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them.

Excuse me Ma'am, I don't want to get our groceries mixed up. Would you kindly pass me the spratchet?

by Island_Spud January 14, 2016

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006