safety hedgehog

An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.

I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.

"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"

by Gurglemeister January 13, 2009

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Salty Mario

1.term used when describing a total jerkwad who always uses to much salt.

2.used to anger said jerkwad when he is upset.

3.when a girl puts salt on a mans penis and shouts MAMIAH

Stop being such a Salty Mario man.

by Norvill Rogers January 23, 2015

Safety First

A reminder to engage in safe sex. Usually used when the people in question aren't actually planning on having sex, but the speaker is implying that they will be having sex.

Person A is leaving the party with person B, a platonic friend.

Person C: Safety first!

by luxi4r February 24, 2017