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When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.
I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.
by franc black May 05, 2013
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