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safety dance

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise
We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!
by Rick September 5, 2003
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safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.
"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"
by loki September 27, 2005
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safety wipe

A safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally pooping yourself a little.
Joe: I farted earlier and I had to do a safety wipe.

Kevin: ( wet sounding fart)
Sam: Damn, you need to go do a safety wipe
by Captain Caveman III October 7, 2009
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Safety Third

A mantra for performers doing dangerous things to remember that their own personal safety comes after the safety of the audience (first) and the safety of the venue (second). Used in burner and firespinning communities.
Have a great show, and don't forget, safety third!
by thegreenkacheek November 9, 2015
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Safety Buzz

Safty buzz

The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the sexual advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.
I was on this date with this girl, and I wanted to hook up with her, but I wasn't sure if she was into me or not. However, I had my safety buzz on, so it was all good. ;-)
by The American Germanophile January 13, 2007
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safer sex

A "politically correct" version of the term "safe sex" with the implication that no sex, even with "protection", is absolutely safe from the risk of disease.
The gay community practices what it calls "safer sex" because even gay men who (usually) use condoms still get an awful lot of diseases, but not as often as they did in 70's and early 80's before AIDS and "safe sex".
by Professor Pinhead September 19, 2006
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Safety Pin

Wearing a safety pin on your clothes means that you are a safe place for SA victims and/or the lgbt community. It’s a SAFE-ty pin.
John: And they always wear that safety pin what does it even mean?

Jane: It means they are a safe place for lgbt people and people who have been SA’d! It’s actually really cool !

John: Huh Well, good to know.
by Bugs<3 March 13, 2022
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