rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.

My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.

by Mammagurl February 15, 2017

Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 5, 2018

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Rubber bunker

A vagina that can be filled with multiple sex toys

Wow, Jessica pulled a rubber bunker last night.

by Herbertgriffen123 October 2, 2016

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023