Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008

restaurant hopping

An activity for fat people. Involves going from restaurant to restaurant ordering a large entree, consuming it, and then moving onto another restaurant. The term was first coined in reference to the activities of a fat girl named Jordan.

Guy: Hey you wanna come back to my place?

Jordan: Nah, let's go restaurant hopping.

by I wanna be the guy no i dont October 17, 2008

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

by Tili October 26, 2010

burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry

I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.

by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

restassured

To be absolutely sure and confident in one's self and one's beliefs as to not care what anyone else might think.

He was too restassured to pay their insults any mind.

by xrestassuredx November 23, 2006