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punch a baby

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.
Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!
by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009
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port richey punch

"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.
Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.
by rachel raye January 19, 2008
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puñatero

That guy was a puñatero!
by kikenose February 16, 2009
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punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times
Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget
by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009
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One Punched

When you knock someone out with one punch, and one punch only. Usually to the face or neck.
That kid was talkin' so much shit, everyone thought he would kick the other kids' ass. Then he got one punched and was out for 4 hours.
by MBizzle May 6, 2007
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Shark Punch

A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.

(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.

Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
by Da Mad M September 9, 2010
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wall puncher

A person with who consistently acts like a retard
God, Jack is getting on my nerves again. He's a total wall puncher
by jonaaibosk October 26, 2013
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