Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

by S Byrne January 5, 2007

pump rage

when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them

Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!

by Billy-Joe-Bob-Hank June 18, 2011

Forrest Pump

A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.

In the porno, Forrest Pump:

(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)

"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"

(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)

Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!

by Kudzuboy January 24, 2011

Class Pump

Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.

sex, free and easy class pump

by Ghetto Gorilla December 8, 2011

dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole

Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night

by Memetastic167 December 2, 2021

Pumping shit

Meaning blowing a certain situation out of proportion

Ayo go head you really pumping shit I ain't mess with her.

Friend: you made me do it
me : I ain't make you do nothing see now you pumping shit yo lmao

by Cgooster November 8, 2017