Seaweed Poo

Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.

Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.

by BigArns1 September 01, 2009

Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 17, 2017

Eggy Poo

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

by bazgil123 February 03, 2009

Poo glitter

The appearance of corn in your poop.

After a nice meal of corn on the cob , I am going to be rich in poo glitter tomorrow.

by Pablo Tornado September 23, 2017

binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.

me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.

by tuckalow November 11, 2018

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 25, 2018