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Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft

These 3 games make up 79% of an adults childhood. They are just games and they use to care more about roblox or fortnite more than mom or care more about minecraft than uncle and auntie.

Roblox is a game full of lego blocks. It is super annoying when chatting because all it does is CENSOR left and right, up and down, sideways, EVERYTHING IS CENSORED. it is yet full of hackers.

Fortnite is a shooting game that many adults wish to be deleted. It is a worldwide attraction to little kids and usually most people who play it are ages 7-14

Minecraft is the best one of all. It is like rolox but better. Instead of everyone looking like lego's it is an actual cube and there are less hackers. Minecraft is recommended to play all day if you like.
Kid1: Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft are the best
Kid2: I hate you. All you are is addicted to games
Kid1: Want me to beat you in Fortnite?
Kids2,3,4,5,: We'd like to see you try
Kid1: HOLY
by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022
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Minecraft; the way home

Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt
Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!
by LABNINJA231 August 2, 2019
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Minecraft: Story Mode

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.
Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr
by buy me free games November 7, 2018
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Minecraft Buzzkill

A person who interrupts a normal conversation to describe their current exploits in the game of Minecraft. This person is oblivious to the fact that no one cares.
Anthony: Who do you think will become president in 2012?

Liz: Romney will never make it.
Kyle: Gingrich is a smart man.
Phil: Oh my god, I just found a butt-load of red stone!
Anthony+Liz+Kyle: (shaking fists) MINECRAFT BUZZKILL!
by starshiptrooperrrr January 3, 2012
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Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"

It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
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Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds
I played Minecraft today
by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017
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Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.
Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting
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