Peasexual

A person who is attracted to peas.

Shelby is such a peasexual. They're so attracted to peas that they sleep with a bunch of plush Om Noms.

by The_real_Sid April 27, 2023

Phaelene

Phaelenes are actual bosses at life. They can handle themselves in pretty much all social situations because they're like that fr. Be careful around Phaelenes however, as they can easily steal yo mans and yo bitch without a second thought. If you ever meet a Phaelene, it's in your best interest to get on their good side, but don't get lost in the sauce either.

"Phaelene always has the homework for math."

by women fan May 19, 2023

phaeryn

dumb and/or uintelligent
party pooper

"she's so phaeryn!"
"stop being a phaeryn"

by ViolentHamster8II May 24, 2023

phanex

Phanex is a scale that describes your relationship with someone. Any level higher than 4 with you homies is mega gay. 10 is very extreme and can only be used at very very special times. People can be phanex, as they have lots of attraction. Fractional phanex means its gay or you hate them. Use the phanex scale wisely

Wow, they are level 5 phanex with each other, but he is actually so phanex so it makes sense

by WDnemo December 13, 2023

phanex

The phanex scale describes your relationship with someone. Any level about 4 with your homie is very much gay. Phanex scale is dangerous. Fractional Phanex means that you either are gay with them, or you hate them. Double phanex means people love you. Triple means people fall at your feet in love with you. People can be phanex too.

Wow, they have level 5 phanex with each other, but that makes sense, he is very phanex

by WDnemo December 13, 2023

Phasing

Rippeology weather forecast. Two horny people, running from different directions, one from the west, one from the south, colliding into each other, looking into each other's eyes, and in a split second deciding, do I wanna get nekkid with this person or just keep going my own way? Nekkid = big snow storm. Move on = brief spurts of liquid that don't amount to much.

Wisconsin is due for a phasing this weekend. Either way, someone’s getting the load in their face, err driveway.

by Dirty Effing Hippie December 5, 2023

phasaria

A person who loves sucking off his officer and knows exactly how many screws are under his desk.

Don't be a phasaria, put some work in to achieve your goals

by Arxikamas Pezikou February 21, 2024