toilet games

Games applications on a phone that you play while using the restroom.

I downlaoded some awesome toilet games that kill a lot of time.

by imsosupercoolisntcrazy October 25, 2013

toilet frog

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.

Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet

by eleventh samson December 18, 2005

Toilet Graffiti

When you flush after taking a deuce, and you leave shit stains in the walls of the toilet. (EX: Shit Stains in the toilet)

My older brother came out of the bathroom after taking a deuce and when I went in there he left some "Toilet Graffiti" in the toilet.

by Deyshawn October 21, 2010

toilet stamp

when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.

dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp

the toilet toilet stamped me.

you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!

by scootanigga December 28, 2005

Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.

I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.

by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008

toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.

i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.

by tdm_duh May 24, 2007

The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.

Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl

by cit October 29, 2006