short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

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Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

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short records

Another name for old school 45 rpm vinyl records, the song lengths are usually under 3 minutes.

Man! J-Rocc from the Beat Junkies was KILLING the short records

by J-Solo October 20, 2013

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Short World

Where it feels like the world has half the population and the streets are empty. Basically it feels like your alone.
When you feel short World/ short Worlded you are alone

“Jesus, the streets look very short World today,”

by StrangerWords July 10, 2022

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short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

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