Send noodles

When you don’t want to be cringe so you say noodles instead of nudes

Send NOODLES plssss

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

Shit Noodle

Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.

"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."

*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)

by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014

crap noodles

The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.

The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.

by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

crotch noodle

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

Noodle Soup

When your dick is too limp because you're too inebriated and you can't get it up anymore but you're try'in to have sex. a.k.a a flaccid penis.

For Example "I'm just try'in to get laid, I'm not sick I dont have the flu or any other influenza virus! i did not need the campbells chicken noodle soup!"

by AutumnSinner September 14, 2010

noodle toot

1. (verb) When one passes gas and secretes a noodle.

2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.

1. Emily: "What is that coming out of your panties?"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"

2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"

by My penis is named Gilbert October 20, 2009