by dr. nitram June 12, 2016
Get the silly noodle mug.When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.
God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren
Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food
Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!
Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food
Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!
Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011
Get the Noodle Lauren mug.The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.
by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005
Get the crap noodles mug.Name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he's too good for her.
"I'm dating Jon, he might not be all that attractive but he's a super nice guy who's totally into computers."
*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)
*One week later*
"He's a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily"
….
"I'm dating a shit noodle"
(A conversation with yourself)
by PrettyLittleBryers October 1, 2014
Get the Shit Noodle mug.by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
Get the Send noodles mug.Also known as the Innermonologue gleefully acting young syndrome or "IMGAY" for short; A distortion of brain activity brought on by excessively drinking shots of whiskey and chasing them with shots of oil based paint, hits of 40x salvia, and huffing springtime meadows frebreze until the users legs give way.
Symtoms include laughing excessively at ones own vomit and then eating it; piercing of the gentials with household wares; and a generally proud demeaner about ones own stupidity.
There is no cure for Noodle Complex and since it is such a rare ailment, not much research or investigation has been conducted to discover a method to reduce the effects. To add to the plight, doctors often misdiagnose the problem as the "you dare me to do it syndrome" but the clear distinction between the two is that N.C. leads to homosexual tendencies whereas the latter does not.
Noodle Sundrome affects all races, classes, and both genders. However adolescents and young adults, particularly middle class caucasion fraternity members are at a dramatic increase of risk.
Symtoms include laughing excessively at ones own vomit and then eating it; piercing of the gentials with household wares; and a generally proud demeaner about ones own stupidity.
There is no cure for Noodle Complex and since it is such a rare ailment, not much research or investigation has been conducted to discover a method to reduce the effects. To add to the plight, doctors often misdiagnose the problem as the "you dare me to do it syndrome" but the clear distinction between the two is that N.C. leads to homosexual tendencies whereas the latter does not.
Noodle Sundrome affects all races, classes, and both genders. However adolescents and young adults, particularly middle class caucasion fraternity members are at a dramatic increase of risk.
Jim..."Have you noticed how strange Josh has been acting?"
Shawna..."Yeah! he kidnapped the naighbors dog and is forcing him to slide down the hill on a stolen stop sign, I think hes on something strange."
Jim..."I wander if he might have Noodle Complex?"
Shawna..."Yeah! he kidnapped the naighbors dog and is forcing him to slide down the hill on a stolen stop sign, I think hes on something strange."
Jim..."I wander if he might have Noodle Complex?"
by dr know nothing April 20, 2010
Get the Noodle Complex mug.1. (verb) When one passes gas and secretes a noodle.
2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.
2. (noun) An individual who says or does something ridiculous, silly or funny.
1. Emily: "What is that coming out of your panties?"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"
2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"
Katie: "Oh god, that fart was really a noodle toot!"
2. Harrison: "I just defined 'noodle toot' on Urban Dictionary!"
Katie: "You're such a noodle toot!"
by My penis is named Gilbert October 20, 2009
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