poop needle

After you have anal sex with a girl and the next time you pee, a needle of poop comes out of your dick

Last night me and my girl did anal without a condom. Woke up this morning and pissed the nastiest poop needle ever

by Big Casey March 2, 2014

we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004

what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

by Maderous June 15, 2011

special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011