Murphboat

A generic dance done mostly at a night club or bars when you can't relate to the music playing, or feel awkward doing so. Mostly done to upbeat music, the "murphboat" involves the arms and hands raised above the head pushing out in a swimming-type motion as you bounce to the beat of the song with the rest of your body.

Ducky: "Mike, what kind of dance is that??"
Mike: "It's the murphboat! Do the murphboat!"

by Edwin "Ducky" Schlager September 21, 2009

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murpher

An extremely powerful weapon, or item of any kind. (such as rocket launchers in video games or laser cannons)

"your about to get bashed *Picks up rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg, you got the murpher : /"

by Pew November 11, 2007

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Murphology

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

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Murphins

Verb
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1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"

1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.

by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012

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