One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.
Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009
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(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
by irrelevent July 3, 2008
Get the dick muffin mug.a chain of coffee/muffin stores, whose name is commonly used for describing the period of muffing a chick, when one 'comes up for air'
by petey April 1, 2004
Get the muffin break mug.A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.
Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009
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Get the Muffin Top mug.An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.
Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!
Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.
Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.
by Jeremyness February 8, 2007
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