moped

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

by obabakoak July 25, 2006

Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

by Leto172010 December 26, 2010

Moped

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

by Bandit June 13, 2003

moppy

Someone who cleans people and or situations up. Like how a mop cleans the floor, a moppy person makes those around them better. Typically an attribute of people named Taylor. Also if a person is moppy its a safe bet they are also pretty.

I used to carry around money in a sock and be belligerently drunk a lot of the time until my moppy girlfriend used her moppiness powers on me. Now I only do those things occasionally.

by will72 October 14, 2008

benidorm moped

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

military moped

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

mopper

A mopper is a guy with a long hair. The length can vary from just below the ears down to the shoulders.

Jack is a fit mopper

by mopperluver September 3, 2005