Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.
People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
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Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
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Get the monday mug.On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
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No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?
Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 5, 2011
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Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
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