Minter

An unexpected or ugly photograph of someone else's face.

I just found a minter of my friend, while scrolling through my camera roll.

by DrummerVR14 February 21, 2025

maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.

My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?

by mememetoo March 11, 2025

Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.

A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

by Franchek February 16, 2026

Mintered

Another word for “Charva” derived from “Mint Festival” in Leeds, commonly where they all attend.

Valentina: “Who are all those people at Josh Baker’s set?”

Wav: “Ahhh just the regular mintereds”

by NP2Cushty July 6, 2025

Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008