In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.
"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."
by randbots December 14, 2012
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Get the crikey mikey mug.An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.
Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"
Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."
Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."
Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019
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by John_crabo April 4, 2021
Get the Lil Mikey mug.Discord Mikey is someone difficult and he sucks at making roblox avatars too…he hates online dating but secretly likes kiya and nonsy… hopefully 10 years from now he looks back at this and finally admits it. he thinks he’s funny when he’s not that’s the only thing that has me laughing sure he’s a “good” friend you can think that but secretly…he’s gonna always use the “can I put my balls in to jaws” meme on you
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