Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!
“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”
by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023
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Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass
Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys
by lococaballo February 24, 2022
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Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair
by Whatdoesbasedmean June 30, 2021
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Ava Matthews

THE MOST AVA GIRL EVER TO EXIST. she can be the most craziest blondes that ever lived. She is into a guy named Eligh . she is sooooo inlove him like words cant describe. she is also a blm lover she is always singing to a boy named devin she lovessss black peepers. Ava is such a kind little amazing sexy hot baby babygirl baba doll weiner dog. she will alwys suck your toes, She is the most silliest craziest wireds quirkiest blondest bluest eyed beast. she will learn how to love and obey you after u buy her lip oil. she likes to be racist to a slay boy named mikko . She is so in love with a girl named Gladys like sshe wants to marry her.
W : she sucked my toes really well

E: i love ava matthews she is so crazy slay
by BUSSYART5 March 13, 2023
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matthew quillian

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"
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William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"
ew gross its a William Matthews
by inthaweeds January 24, 2018
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