The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
Get the manlet mating ritualmug. by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020
Get the oi matemug. by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020
Get the Matesmug. (ma-tay) Mate is a pretty cool guy. He makes everyone feel better when they're upset and is always there for his friends. He's really smart but denies it, hes really funny, kind, and really sweet. He is also really good at video games and is a real Chad. You're really lucky if you have a Mate as a friend (most likely it's gonna be my friend Mate because no one else is named Mate), so don't lose him. And also btw, he has a real hot mom
by kikibeach September 7, 2020
Get the Matemug. by W1lson June 2, 2021
Get the atom-matesmug. by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015
Get the ape mating ritualmug. Short for ‘no interest’. Generally used to express a lack of interest in a proposition or to reject something. Used primarily by traders in investment banks or hedge funds in London.
by London_trader October 1, 2021
Get the No int, matemug.