lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team

Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III

by A Wright June 30, 2007

lance corporal

A code name for a homosexual. The term was inspired by the 1986 film Heartbreak Ridge in which gunny Highway calls lance corporal Fragetti a Faggeti- a play on the term 'faggot' which is an offensive term for a homosexual. The term is generally used in a low profile conversation in a public place in which the speakers wouldn't want those around them to know what they are referring to. The term can also be used as an insult, and the recipient more than likely won't know the meaning of it so therefore can't deny or confirm whether or not they are indeed a lance corporal which gives the user an advantage.

Jerry: Hey Pete, look over there, I think that guys a lance corporal
Pete: Oh yes, he's a lance alright! crop top, short shorts, bent wrist and a trolley full of Vaseline!

by Phil Mi Groin May 1, 2019

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009

Little Lance 18

cock sucker and/or fag likes it in the pooper and has never had a girl friend. Has oral sex with his mom and then jacks off thinking aobut his brother. Sucks at halo2 when he has had over 400 hours on it.

dick sucker is really gay and likes to have sex with his dog and sucks at laser tag

by Little Lance 18 February 27, 2005