think of someone sexy. Do you have an image in your mind yet? now multiply that sexiness by 10000000. This man loves pussy, music, and himself with a passion. There is nothing to stop him from writing songs about emo girls. When he wants to impress a chick, he calls his friend James at 9:30 at night to scream for him. NOTHING will stop him from tapping that sweet lil ole ass. Him and his 7.5 inch dick will come and get YOU. He is out for ass and he will get it. With a beautiful voice to accompany his millimeter defeater. This man loves punk, metal and most of all his own good looks. Seriously a ken doll in the flesh. Fun fact: He has no pubic hair whatsoever. To anyone reading this hit him up. He will find that ass and get busy.

Yo Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace just fucked me and my girl while singing beach boy by mccaferty

Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace by Metal_Poser6969 February 1, 2023

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lovey dovey

1. Generally considered the squares use to refer to each other when they are in a relationship.

2. Also, can be a term to refer to someone trying to talk their way into gettin some, esp. amongst black people.

Gettin lovey dovey >

Square1: Hey sugar!
Square2: How is my little bunny wunny??
Square1: I'M just great my little caramel apple!!!

lovey dovey by Captn June 2, 2007

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lonely nigger

A black hockey player.

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"

lonely nigger by Yillis May 17, 2006

Lonely Booty Radar

Also known as LBR, a male radar which helps said male locate a lonely hot girl at a bar. In most cases, the person using this radar is also using all five senses to strengthen the signal on the radar.

My lonely booty radar is picking up something. I got two to my northwest. Found 'em.

Lonely Booty Radar by Malcoholic May 6, 2009

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