Junk In the Trunk 

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

Junk In the Trunk by COCK November 2, 2003

jenky

def 1) A product that is sub standard and is usually of the poorest quality or considered low rent.

def 2) Something being just plain stupid, idiotic or wrong.

1.)Larry was wearing the jenky shoes he bought at the thrift shop.

2.)OJ trying to get back his memoribilia was the jenkiest idea he's had in a while.

jenky by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

Functional Junkie 

An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.

A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.

Functional Junkie by TJM91 June 18, 2009

space junk 

High quality cocaine.

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"

space junk by spacestud August 11, 2006

jungy 

A fungal infection in the anus that causes severe itching. Sometimes resulting in bleeding.

Guy 1: I got jungy the other day.
Guy 2: Damn dude, I didn't need to know that.

jungy by Rube McTavish May 16, 2010

kicked in the junk 

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

kicked in the junk by wee beastie April 22, 2006

Jinky-Janky 

Something that is run down and old!

Alice's car was jinky-janky.
Simba's apartment was jinky-janky

Jinky-Janky by Chelsea Alice October 3, 2007