Jonathan

Idiots that have no idea what they are doing and they think that their jokes are actually funny

Person 1: Hey guess what, you mom gay.
Person 2: Shut up and stop being a Jonathan Pleb

by 8E2 faggot ass March 20, 2018

Jonathan

A hoe bag, trash at all sports, just a terriable person with no drip.

"Wow he is such a Jonathan".

by Driippy August 29, 2018

Jonathan

He is a player that does not respect girls and makes up lies.

“I heard that Jonathan asked for nudes.”

by Shelsy Diaz December 15, 2018

jonathan

a short kid that likes to play fortnite 36 hours a day. also he's short and thinks he'c cool

person 1: damn bro did you see jonathan today?
person 2: no he's too short lmao

by jonathan is short January 22, 2019

Johnathon

A person who wears a hood up but puts the sides behind their ears. They usually play video games and are way cooler then Big Cheese. They dont talk about the shortening.

Did Johnathon just stick their hands in the cookies?

by qwaack July 6, 2019

Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity

Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser

by I fucked yo granny April 22, 2022

Jonathan

A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.

Fuck you Jonathan.

by Fuckingpenis March 13, 2018