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Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break
"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"
by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025
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ea johanne

Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
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little jeanne

Shes a biotch like all other female dogs. Shes loyal. Loves to show affection and lick whenever she can. Shes dependable and can be found under the sheets when you need her most.
I came home to cuddle with little Jeanne and we went right to bed
by Jersey genie in a bottle December 1, 2017
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Megra Johannes

sem. 2

Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
by butterbbybahp March 5, 2019
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Dirty Joanie

When you're banging a 50+ year old and make him jizz in a beer can then shotgun the beer
I heard she likes to start her parties off with a good ol Dirty Joanie
by Tuggy69 June 13, 2019
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Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.
"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
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Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.
by Cheetahchase October 26, 2020
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