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brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!
misty: not today loverboy
brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3
pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)
ash:you said it pikachu
misty: not today loverboy
brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3
pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)
ash:you said it pikachu
by alphapedestrian May 28, 2011
by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 19, 2019
When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 07, 2009
Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.
Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.
by AshDusky January 31, 2011
1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.
Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)
2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.
Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)
2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.
by boo dubz March 20, 2008
When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013