Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.

We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.

by The Cannon July 1, 2023

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

human Lunesta

a person who's so boring they put you to sleep

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.

by NOVA girl May 24, 2011

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.

person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"

by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012

I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.

I, Human: The queue is empty right now.

by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021