hoffsexual

Any man who is not native to Germany and yet can stir teutonic passions with an arrogant self denial of their own inescapable naffness, which may take the form of (but not exclusively): an outrageously large curly head of hair, shirtless leather outfits, 80's style dad dancing, or general homoerotic behaviour. Non-Germanic types may suffer extremes of emotion when if the vicinity of a hoffsexual. See also hoff, hasselhoff and bowiesexual

That twat is soooo hoffsexual, I don't know whether to laugh my spleen up or make him eat his own legs.

hoffsexual by LeBeourfCurtaine November 14, 2005

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Nomosexual

You were previously attracted to the opposite sex, but then you no longer were due to an incident and you're not gay, making you "nomosexual".

All my previos girlfriends kept fucking around with my so I've decided to go nomosexual

Nomosexual by Nomosexual April 5, 2009

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Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

Shomosexual by Caseysace June 15, 2011

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Holosexual

An odd thing that has been going around on the internet and YouTube (mostly in DIYers) where one (mostly teenage girls) is sexually attracted to shiny aka holographic things. Such as glitter, nail polishes, phone cases and more.

Friend 1: "Omg I think I'm holosexual now."

Friend 2: *shows shiny phone case*

Friend 1: *dies of happiness*

Friend 1: Wtf

Holosexual by ILuvSoupOmNom January 2, 2017