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musty hole

An asshole that has not been properly cleaned before anal sex. The asshole is still steaming with feces and other nastiness. Stank, smelly, and otherwise unpleasant.
After Mike took a dump he left shit all over the handle of the hammer after shoving it up his asshole.

Dude, she must have had a musty hole because when i pulled out my dick was brown
by chazafor September 9, 2009
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Post-Holiday Depression (PHD)

When one becomes depressed as the fun of the holidays comes to an end and everyone has to return to their boring, everyday lives.

Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight.
Bob: "What is Steve's problem?"

Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations.
by hahaidontgetit January 6, 2010
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Black Hole Brew

Showcased on the TV show Home Movies for a beer product, however it's original inception was for a large cup of coffee with added caffeine pills. The animators for the TV show Home Movies named their coffee Black Hole Brew, later used for a beer product in the show.

It was said during the commentaries that it got its name from the popular song at the time the brew was invented, Black Hole Sun
McGuirk: "Man I can't stay awake!"
Brendon: "Here, try this Black Hole Brew"
by MovieGuy July 16, 2010
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Hobo Hold

(Noun)- The act of placing a caller on hold by poorly covering the phone's receiver or simply setting the handset on your desk, usually followed by yelling the name of the caller across the room.

Hobo Hold often results in the caller hearing something insulting/offensive said about them by the individual they are trying to reach.

Especially prevalent in sketchy offices and restaurants.
Tom: "Hey did you get ahold of Tony?"

Bob: "No. When I called, his secretary put me on Hobo Hold and I could hear him yelling in the background before she told me he wasn't available."

Tom: "What an dick move"
by Blackjackii November 21, 2010
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Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010
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Blumpkin Hollow

A golf course located in Keney Park, Hartford County, Connecticut. Annual Host to the NGACT Tournament or "The Old Trash Can at Keney Park."
Dude, I just shot 81 at Blumpkin Hollow and I had 3 triple-bogeys while only using my 8 iron and ball retriever. This course sucks...
by amywhinehouseshusband May 5, 2011
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Shardlock Holmes

"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.

Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.

Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
by y3llowbag June 15, 2011
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