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hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.
by surlyboi September 7, 2003
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Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.
by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009
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hamstertape

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.
'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'
by bobgren May 29, 2009
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hipster hive

Any locale where skinny-jean-and-flannel-clad patrons gather in large clusters and behave in a collectively smug and disaffected manner.
Nah, son, those places are hipster hives. I'm trying to watch my secondhand Camel smoke and crappy music intakes these days.
by thequickhasspoken March 17, 2011
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Hipster Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
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Nipster Hipster

A so called "Hipster" who thinks he is beyond the humanly conceivable meaning of cool. He/She will take advantage of their significant other because their boyfriend/girlfriend has a unhealthy fascination with the fact that He/She is a hipster. The physical appearance of a Nipster Hipster is a tall, lanky guy, who is very attractive, but lacks common sense. You can spot this Nipster hipster by the way his lips are always slightly pursed, as if he has tasted something sour. Popular catch phrases of the Nipster Hipster consist of "Herp, Derp" and "Cool story bro" If you find yourself falling in love with such Nipster Hipster, proceed to take the next train the farthest possible place from him.
"Mary, I think I love Alex."

"But Ellie hes such a Nipster Hipster."
by RuthlessRomantic October 29, 2011
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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
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