Grundlesnach

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.

The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box

by Darfam4 March 6, 2025

Grundle smeared

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .

I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .

by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025

Grungle

when you accidently drop or spit food into your drink

"bro he just got some grungle in his drink, thats nasty"

by Shadow1323 September 8, 2025

Gruncle

dnig is gruncle

i love gruncle

by anonymous September 16, 2025

Grinklebaiting

The act of 2 men tying together each others penises then, both men pull away from each other causing both penises to be severely stretched.

Did you hear John and Mike were grinklebaiting together?

by Nash_6 September 23, 2025

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.

"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."

by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025

GrundleButter Keelhaul

A punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board and then held up by several men and swiped back and forth under an unwashed obese man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, marinating in the unholy 'butter' found therein.

"Jon said he doesn't like Star Wars, so he has been sentenced to a GrundleButter Keelhaul"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025