grief tourist

Someone who pretends to care about your chronic/serious illness on social media, but never offers their help in any real meaningful capacity.

Someone who uses your medical struggles for clout.

"Becky commented on my Facebook post about my struggle with chemo, so I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She left me on read. She's nothing but a grief tourist."

"Sandra posted about my surgery without my permission and said it's 'so hard' for her to watch me go through this."

by butterfly_bre February 11, 2021

pump grief

To set the lock on a gas station pump after you have finished filling your tank. This causes gasoline to automatically start pumping before the next customer expects it to, often resulting in it splashing all over themselves and/or their car.

Steve: Dude, what is that smell?
Paul: I got pump griefed at the Quick Trip.
Steve: Care for a smoke?
Paul: Not funny.

by Sambone October 3, 2007

street graffiti

all the marks that utility companies make on the road

Look at all the street graffiti on the road, looks like someone is going to dig up the road

by slc84101 December 3, 2007

Griffin

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

gliff

meaning the most awesome word in the world, also the most universal

That gliff just got socked in the froat

or that was gliffing awesome
or gliff that tron

by BOogie WIth Stu April 22, 2004

lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.

That Peter Griffin really makes the show.

by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011