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Gurkin' Gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.
Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010
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The Gobbler

When titty fucking and/or receiving a blowjob from a girl you shoot your load on they're chin. The semen now dangling from her chin resembles the flap of skin hanging from a turkeys neck. Then you make a turkey sound (GOBBLE GOBBLE)
At my girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner we snuck in the back and i gave her the gobbler.
by Olly North May 23, 2014
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knob gobbler

1. One who is found in social situations with breath smelling of semen. A low-end fellatrix (or fellator)

2. An insult among bros, like fag or gay
1. Here comes the Ferret, quick hide me; she is one narsty knob gobbler

2.Butler? I was hobnobbin' with that knob gobbler at the hobnob at Knobler's Gob.
by testacular August 16, 2016
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Sore chicken gobler

when a woman is giving you dome and your ejaculating and it makes here throat sore for a day or two.
Bro I sore chicken goblered that chick last night she was whining this morning.
by allidoischickengobble November 28, 2010
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gobbler

when a male pulls his pants down, bends over, and shakes his package. The view of the hanging sac of manhood resembles a turkey's gobbler (turkey gobble - gobble sounds encourage)
commonly found at Millersville University in Pennsylvania from 1994 - 1998
by City May 13, 2005
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gobbler

1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.
Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!

Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!
by PeeBee January 18, 2004
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Gobbledock

A cross breed of a chicken and a turkey
comes from the word gobble, the sound a turkey makes and dock A random F**ked up word
Park ranger:...And to your left you will find a gobbledock..
Tourist 1:ohhhh
Tourist 2: woahh..amazing its a f**king gobbledock
Tourist 3: I know its awsome yeh?
Tourist 2: Yeh, its f**ing insane, mate
by Azn-Peice-of-sh*t April 10, 2008
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