Fryed

Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.

Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?

Keith: None of them !

Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.

Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.

by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.

guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.

by mayalex September 19, 2021

Frying

This is usually commented after reading something thats outrageous or really funny

(Outrageous funny post/comment)
"Ha haha this is frying me right now"

by PESHI July 15, 2025

Fry

To cook. Potato part heated to a golden crisp. To place in oil and cook untill golden and crisp. Done potato sliver. Vegetable piece that is cooked.

I love to fry eggs with potatoes, and name it as a breakfast of champions.

by Rahmanraheem November 9, 2018

Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

Schizofry-fry

Schizofry-fry
adjective:

skit-so-frai-frai
Definition:
A clever portmanteau combining the word schizophrenic with the phrase "permafried".

Usage:
Usually used in reference to a person who has taken too many drugs in their lifetime, and consequently exhibits drugged-out, paranoid characteristics. (See: iPermafried./i

"Hey have you seen Charles lately? That guy is totes schizofry-fry on the M!

by Ajaxsmajax August 19, 2018

tommy fry

absolute god and unit. would beat the shit out of you any day

Did you see Tommy Fry?
No.
He’s an absolute unit built like a brick shithouse!

by absolutefuckingunit February 5, 2022