full frontal nerdity

Pocket protectors, comic convention t-shirts, Star Wars buttons, or anything else worn by geeks that proudly proclaims their dorkiness.

Mike: Dude, Professor Miller has a different pocket protector for every day of the week!
Rob: Word. He's flossin his full frontal nerdity.

by Kriss Bergethon January 1, 2008

nice front side

"nice front side" is the term used when describing someones face or frontal genatalia. used more for comedy but some super skanks will go for this.

HEY YOU!!! you got a nice front side...

by jackattackmcdumper July 11, 2011

took you to front street.

when a person gets publicly humilated by another party. someone can reply with "oh they just took you to front street".

Siobhan:"John your tattoo is so dicked"
Billy:"Oh she just took you to front street."

by Siobhan_Duffy May 1, 2008

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

Front Wedgie

When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.

While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie

by calijj May 10, 2009

Fronter

Fronter was created in the cold war as a method to keep back the russian invasion force, it was banned in 1991 as it was deemed as racist and couldnt be funded by the government any longer. It has multiple references to the great Sir Titus Salt, as their lord and master of the slave race.

e.g have you been on fronter?
no... the russians are watching me.

god damn the commys

by mclovin mohammed October 13, 2010

Front Back

When some one open handedly slaps your chest and your back at the same time.

"Casey and I were at the Keeler's house, and mike came up and agressivly front backed us."

"Sam was bitching and makeing me listen to MGMT, so i front backed the shit out of that fool."

"I tryed to front back Jack K's dad, but got punched in the face."

by Wy Guy December 14, 2009