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Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.
“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there
by jay-nj February 18, 2023
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Floordaddy

One of the highest levels of flooring installation . Floor daddy typically plays the role of a daddy; who knows everything. The quality comes from years of experience on and off the floor.
Oh my god floordaddy! You’re so good to me!!! You do the best work!!
by JOESCUSTOM March 15, 2023
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Floor lamp

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Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.
You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?
by BITG August 18, 2023
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Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.
by Comleo January 18, 2011
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Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.
Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.
by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011
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3rd floor of Macy's

A slang term for sex, especially public sex.
Hey, I saw you on the 3rd floor of Macy's on 11/15/19 at 8:40pm in Mission Viejo, you do know there was a giant window there, right?
by RexViper2000 November 16, 2019
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