evelyn

it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.

wow im feeling so evelyn today.

by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022

Evelyn

someone who is a crab and most likely a furry thinks everything is gay and is always a wannabe stoner

omg she such a Evelyn

by jokesfeo February 1, 2022

everton

a football club that causes pain and misery to most of there fans most of the time

did you hear about the boy that commited suicide

yeah what about him

it’s because he supported everton

by lawsihno December 15, 2021

Evelyn

Someone who is incredibly attracted to the mii Matt from Wii Sports.

"Holy shit man, Matt is so hot."
"Dude c'mon, don't be an Evelyn."

by MysticNovaZ December 22, 2021

Evely

Evely is very quiet and reserved but when you get to know her then it's quite the opposite. She is a very cute girl and has a rebellious side. Very smart and knows how to be cool. Evely has a lot of guys on her doorstep but she is blind to that.

How do you know that? I spent some time with Evely.

by õiguseandja January 7, 2022

Evelyn

Evelyn is tall.

person 1: have you seen evelyn???
person 2: Yea I have she is so freaking tall!!

by cisbaldman February 9, 2022

Eventuede

An event gathering with suede material wrapped around the guests.

Oh charlie, wasn't the eventuede lovely? I could have died for Gertrude's suède ensemble.

by Two realmy me February 15, 2022