Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024

Soup Dumplings

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.

That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup

by Texasbaddie1 January 7, 2024

Norfolk Dumpling

Do come yew hair abed and atwin tha sheets anonicking howsomever alonga slummockin great mawther do yew git all claggy an muckwash like a claggy dumpling on the Food Network

“Lend us a lug did me an mine abed a’smornin make a gret claggy Norfolk Dumpling atwin tha sheets tha’s a rum un”

by chirate February 5, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Butt Dumpling

When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.

Oh man we ate too much ramen I feel a "Butt Dumpling" knocking.

by Bobby Brinkman August 4, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024