door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009

Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

door hinge

something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!

door hinge is two words.
It is a part on a door.

by mr.Brown September 4, 2006

Door Checker

A term for an individual who is caught in an embarassing moment--especially when that individual tries to 'play it cool' and act natural through this awkward moment.

"Paul is such a door checker, I can't believe he flew off the back of the treadmill at the gym today... I hope his black eyes heal up by next semester."

by ambah-mahree February 18, 2010

door card

The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".

I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

french door

Sliding a woman's panties to the side instead of removing them, prior to a sexual act.

I pulled her skirt up, opened her french door, and went to town!

by jmanaskew June 17, 2013

door crackaphobia

Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click

Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously

by November312 June 18, 2014