Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023

Doctor

The word for healer and wiseman throughout the universe.

River Song: We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, doctor means ‘mighty warrior’. How far you’ve come…

by Mr. and Ms. Song December 29, 2023

Doctor T

A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.

"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."

by OpaGramps January 1, 2024

11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!

random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack

by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024

Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023