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boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.
by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008
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doctored

as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.
Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!
by Blk1Babes February 25, 2011
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Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!
Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!
by Johnny Kovorkian October 20, 2008
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Doctile

1. Someone who refuses to promote themselves.

2. An artist or more typically a rapper who remains more anonymous under the cover of his own name knowing there are multiple artists with the same name or that uses multiple names.

3. A slang word for anonymous in hip-hop culture.
That dude is doctile.
by AtomicGOD October 11, 2010
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Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.
The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.
by kingseattle August 18, 2010
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Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.
I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.
by writh3n July 22, 2009
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Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)
Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!
by sixiLiX December 26, 2002
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