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ducking wired 

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
ducking wired by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010
Dipping your dick into a mug of coffee.
''FFS jason stop donking ''
Donking by Alfbogey January 14, 2015
The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.
John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives
Ducking by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017

Shoulder-Dicking 

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
Shoulder-Dicking by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015

dicking around 

dicking around by chris October 27, 2003

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.
Twiddle-Dicking by redneckasshole September 16, 2010